♥ Von ♥

i told some of my friends that i am going to get married
with a smirk on my face
cause i got bored in economics class
chung khei was the first to congratulate me =)
and so, yeah, i am gonna get married SOON
i have even set a date already
its on 14th of February 2020
eleven years later
you see? i'm serious
i could even start printing invitation cards
and mr yap, if you are reading this, i hope u get the hint *winks*

had McDonalds for lunch in sunway pyramid
crapped a lot with the girls
bought chilli red nail polish that i have been searching for quite some time
had a sudden urge to paint my nails bloody red
well, it looks pretty scary now as i am looking at my fingers typing this post
teehee

and i have to admit that i have sinned today
i referred my accounts lecturer to a character in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series
guess who is it? i'll give you a hint
his name starts with H and has a total of 6 alphabets in it, he also lives in a hut
oh my god, oh your god, oh our god (learned this from chung khei today, credits to her twin sisters) i'm unbelievably mean
karma is chasing my back geez

my friends and i were fooling around in the college's foyer
when out of a sudden two guys walked by HOLDING HANDS
we were like omg, check them out
thats sooo gay
and one of the guys was eating a sausage
the sausage comes with a stick in it so that you could hold the stick without dirtying your hands
but that fella was holding the sausage with his bare hands while the stick was still in the sausage
i was thinking, 'dahlah gay, so unhygiene lagi'
and suddenly two girls came up to us and identified themselves as A-levels psychology students and told us that they were having an experiment, asking us what did we think when we saw the two gay guys
i was like 'huh? wth?! its an experiment? crappp...'
they kept asking us questions and i replied 'it was only a moment, how could so many things go through my brain?'
if i could think that fast i would have gone and invented a machine that could give me anything i want

on the way home, it was raining quite heavily and a car coming from the opposite direction was making a turn but had lost control and drove right up to the road divider that was just metres away from my boyfriend's car
we swerved out of the way to avoid that stupid car that was going too fast on such a slippery road
and thank god, we are safe
it happened just right in front of us
it was lucky that the car did not overturn or else it would have hit us and a serious accident would have occured
come on, drive like you deserve that license alright?